Friday, August 18, 2006

20 Things - The Remix


Bulletins, bulletins, bulletins........

Here's another that asks useless questions. So it seems only fair that I give useless answers.

So for your enjoyment, welcome to "20 Things" the remix.

My answers are in blue.

I want to know 20 things about you. I don't care if we've never talked, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. I really don't. You are obviously on my list, so let me know who I'm friends with! SEND TO MY INBOX.

1.Your Full Name:

Are you kidding? This is MySpace! I'm supposed to stay anonymous!

2. Age:

Whatever it says on my profile. I need to continue to live the lie.

3. Single or taken:

I'm single, I tried the "taken" thing but there always seem to be a witness and the police ALWAYS show up.

4. Favorite Movie:

Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death. There's just something about a horrific movie that appeals to me. And "Little Women" because I can relate.

5. Favorite Song:

"We are the World", it makes me feel all "gushy" inside.

HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...

Ain't that the truth.....

1. Do we know each other outside of MySpace?

I sure hope not.

2. What's your philosophy on life?

Up yours!

3. Would you have my back in a fight?

Yes, that's usually how I start. An attack from behind.

4. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?

I don't know. How much are they going to pay me?

5. What is your favorite memory of us?

The time we robbed that bank and beat up and tortured the men. Then we had our way with all the women.

6. Would you give me a kidney?

Only if it came out of my grocers meat counter.

7. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:

One side of my penis is longer than the other.

8. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?

I'm already "sick" of you! Of course not.

9. Can we get together and make a cake?

If you are a hot looking women, I'm single and that's what you kids call fucking these days.....

10. Have you heard any rumors of me lately?

I heard you stick a carrot up you butt and fart to fire it out. It heard you can hit the bulls-eye at 50 feet 9 out of 10 times.

11. Do you/have you talk(ed) crap about me?

Every chance I get. I hate you.

12. Do you think I'm a good person?

Only if you think I am.

13. Would you drive across country with me?

Only if you are a HOT woman that wants to blow me. And you have to pay all the expenses.

14. Do you think I'm attractive?

I've always thought that everyone was attractive in some way. Then you came along and proved me wrong.

15. If you could change anything about me, would you?

I'd ask you to quit sending these bulletins.

16. What do you wear to sleep?

Tonight I'm gong to wear my fairy costume. Last night I wore my clown suit.

17. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?

So you don't know I'm the one that took the $50 out of you wallet last time.

18. Would you go on a date with me if i asked you?

How many time do I have to say this? Only if you are a HOT women that wants to blow me. Otherwise I have no time for you.

19. If we only had one day to live, what would we do together?

I'm going to get blind drunk and shoot up some heroin. Then I'm going screw as many STD infected hookers as I can.

20. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

After all that I wrote about you? I don't think so.....

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