Sunday, June 25, 2006

If You Are On A Whore Train


.....get off at the next station!

And all I have to do is use my delete button.

For those of you that don't know a "Whore Train" is a quick way for someone to add many friends to their list all at once.

And for what purpose? Heck, I just lost 3,500 friends. If anyone might have need to gain friends quickly it would be me. But I like my friends to be real.

The problem with these "Whore Trains" are just that, most of the profiles on them are either fake or people trying to sell you something.

Here are a few I found.....


You have to read this with a Swedish accent
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Hi all! I'm Ann and I'm from Sweden.. just joined myspace in the quest for new interesting friendships and whatnot.. feel free to leave a comment, send a msg or whatever. I love getting to know new people!
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The only picture on this profile is of a women wearing a thong bent over.

Sure, Ann. I'll be contacting you right away! I've always wanted to date a woman from Sweden! You are just the kind of girl I'm looking for, a slutty Swede!

Here's one that is very social
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First let me say that I post a lot of bulletins, so if you don't like them, don't add me. If you already added me you can delete me or block me.
I get TONS of messages and lots of comments too. I do my best to respond to my messages and to comment back. If my best isn't good enough, I'm sorry, but there is only so much time in a day.
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I for sure want to add her! It's good that she is soooo invested in all the friends she needs to have. There's nothing that makes me want to be friends with someone more than having them not care about me.

Here's one of many free webcam girls
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I love hangin out with the girls, going out, having a few drinks and getting a little tipsy sometimes!! I enjoy meeting new people- why I'm on here! I am known to be the cute, stylish one... guys tend to find me irresistible!! Hope you do too.... and i tend to be a HUGE FLIRT!
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She also has the standard picture of her wearing a very skimpy bathing suit with her hand jambed into the front.

A HUGE FLIRT! Well then I would be so flattered to have her flirt with ME! Especially when I know she does it with EVERYONE. Another nice girl I'd like to bring home to mom!

There are many more too, but it seems to me that most of these people are no one I'd ever like to meet. Here's another strange thing......

A bunch of the profiles I saw were set to private. Now what is the point of that? I want you as a friend, but you can't know anything about me until I add you.

They of course get to see everything you have posted though!

Very strange.

So what's the point anyway? Are your that insecure that you have to have 10,000 friends? And what if anything is that going to do for you? Are you going to.....

Put it on your business card?

Use it as an introduction? "Hi, my names is Jim and I have 10,123 friends on MySpace!"

Use it to prove you are right? "How many MySpace friends did you say you had? Well obviously since I have more I MUST know what I'm talking about!"

Get a bumper sticker that reads "My other car is a Whore Train on MySpace"

Get together with your friends and have a MySpace poker game? "Well I'll see your bet of 500 friends and I'll raise you another 1,000"

Pay your rent with them?

Get gas?

Buy food?

The truth is a large friends list is only going to prove that you have no life. So if your number is a large one.....

I suggest you keep it to yourself.

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