Monday, May 08, 2006

Mongo Gone


..... and it is a sad day in the MySpace world.

Note: If you don't know who Mongo is please read the previous blog before you read this one.

It is my duty to inform you that sometime in the evening on May 6, 2006 Mongo deleted his profile from MySpace.

We at MySpace should in mourning. Mongo will most surely be missed. I hope that when Tom at MySpace was told this that he ordered the flags at the MySpace offices worldwide to be flown at half-mast.

At this must be a crushing blow to the one person on his friends list.

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If sorry about the above line but I'm leaving it in. That was me wiping the tears from my keyboard as I write this blog.

My heart is breaking.....

No longer will we have Mongo to keep our MySpace safe. No longer will we have a defender of all that is good and right. No longer will we have someone to explain to us what MySpace is used for.

We won't be able to see his blank stare when we open his page. Or view his one friend.

No longer will we be able to laugh at his joke about how Nick and Jessica are back together.

No longer will we have the opportunity of the friendship of such a fine man.

And then there are all the things that Mongo and I could have done together.

We could have gone fishing so we could both sit out in the middle of the lake in a little fishing boat. I could have listened to him tell me about spamming and advertising.

We could have played catch in the front yard while he told me the right way to tell someone to fuck off.

We could have sat in front of the barn chewing on a piece of straw while he told me how to set up a MySpace profile built for only one friend.

There is so much we could have done together.

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Sorry I had to wipe again.....

I'm not really sure I can go on.

I have to tell you. A MySpace without Mongo may not be worth it. I may have to make the ultimate sacrifice. I may have to delete my profile.

I know this is a short blog but to be honest with you I just don't feel like writing any more. I guess I should just end with a personal message to Mongo.

WE MISS MONGO

MONGO MAKE US SAD

MONGO COME BACK

MONGO BE HAPPY

WE BE HAPPY

** sniff **

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