How many times have you seen a really hot girl with some average looking
guy and think. Why would she want to do that? There must be something
more to this relationship.
See in your head you are doing the math and you don't even realize it. And I do that to. In my head I'm thinking. "She has to be a 9 and he's a 5 at best. That's a -4! Why would she date a negative number?"
What do you think you are? The scale is from 1 to 10 and thank God I
don't think I've ever seen a one. I'm pretty sure I've seen a 2
or 3 but it was from a great distance so it wasn't too painful.
I personally think that most of us are in the 4 - 7 range. Now many
will say that they've seen a lot of 10s but I think we should be
more like the West German judges and be very stingy when it comes to
giving out the big one-oh. It should be for someone that is just
So here's what I'm saying.....
When you are considering a date with someone their looks are taken into
consideration. I know some of you reading this are thinking to yourself "He doesn't know what he is talking about. Looks have never been
important to me". Well you and I both know that I am exactly right.
Anyone that denies the reality of the first look is just lying to
themselves. We always size someone up by their looks first.
The difference my friends; are in the bonus points.
What are bonus points you ask? Well that is a very good question indeed
and that is what I am going to discuss in the rest of this blog.
Bonus points are all the tings that make you more attractive to your
potential mate. It could be anything from having great feet to the
ability to administer a really good spanking. It's different for
everyone but I am going to discuss what I consider to be the most common
bonus points for men and women. I'm sure your list is much longer and
actually I would be interested in hearing what makes your list. Maybe
we'll revisit this subject again if I get some good mail.
So here is my short list for both sexes.....
Add the following bonus points for your favorite guy.
3 extra points for WEALTH - I don't
know what it is about money that gives you girls a case of the warmies
but history has shown it to be desirable quality. We've all seen the old
guy with that hot girl on his arm. The most famous example of this Anna
Nichole Smith, the average looking stripper that ended up marrying the
80 year old guy. That relationship wasn't about love or romance. And it
surely wasn't about sex, that guy was so old I bet he couldn't have
gotten it up with a fork lift.
1.5 extra points for POWER - You girls
really like a guy that can get things done. A good example of this are
politicians. Have you ever noticed the women they attract. Oh sure, some
of them are married to women their age. But you are always hearing
about the affairs they are having with younger women (Hello! Bill
Clinton). Or they will dump their wife of 30 years and take up with a
hot younger woman.
1 extra point for GREAT IN BED -
Finding a guy that can really curl your toes is a good thing, isn't it?
We know you girls talk just as bad as us guys do. And there nothing
wrong with having the bragging rights in you circle of friends. The
problem with this one is that you can't find out without doing a little
research. So a guy has to have pretty good initial score for you to get
far enough into things (or is that far enough into you?) to find out if
he should be awarded these extra points.
.5 extra points for a BIG PENIS - I
think this deserves to be on the list but it is a very elusive thing to
determine. It changes for every woman. The other problem is that it
doesn't guarantee great sex. The old saying "It's not the size of the
tool, it's how you use it" really does apply. But I'm giving it extra
bonus point anyway because even if a guy has a big tool and doesn't
quite know what to do with it, you girls seem to love a project. You'll
hang onto that thing hoping you can teach him a thing or two.
.5 extra points for INTELLIGENCE - You
girls like a smart guy but not too smart. Geeks would be a great example
of this. Very smart guys, but they never get laid for it. Except guys
like Bill Gates, who took their geekyness and were able to earn 3 extra
points for becoming wealthy.
Add the following bonus points for you favorite girl.
3 extra points for NICE ASS/BREASTS -
What can I say, men love them! But again this is a very subjective
category. Some guys like big ones, some like small ones. It really
depends on the guy. The great thing for you girls is that whatever you
have it's somebody's idea of perfect and you are going to get the points
2 extra points for BEING A STRIPPER -
Yes I know it is very sexist and superficial but I will make no
apologies for putting it on the list. The ability to turn a man on is
very important. A stripper is every man's fantasy. It's just a shame
most of them are lesbians or hate men.
2 extra points for GIVING GOOD HEAD -
Again, what can I say. We're men, this is our favorite thing and if you
do it well and like to do it you are a keeper. Nuff said!
1 extra bonus point for NO KIDS - Maybe
I'm showing my age here but everyone I have dated kids. I have kids to
and I love kids, but the more the merrier does not necessarily apply
here. Besides, someone in the relationship has to have a house with no
one in it to screw in.
.5 extra bonus points for WEALTH - I'm
sure you've noticed that it is not nearly as high up on the list for us
guys. And rightfully so, we don't care much about money. If you have
some it's just an added benefit, nothing more.
So you will notice I left sense of humor off the list. That's because I
don't believe it is at all that important to you girls. Sure, I see it
on all the lists of qualities women are looking for in a man. But I have
a great sense of humor and it's never helped me get a woman. The only
thing that's EVER helped me is begging and the lack of a restraining
And girls, don't even bother asking your husband/boyfriend/lover/partner
if what I'm saying is true. he'll never admit it. We are way to smart
for that. He's only going to tell you what he thinks you want to hear
and nothing more. We are not going to do anything that will inhibit our
ability to have sex with you tonight.
So what do you think you are? And don't try to post a comment with
what you think I am. I
don't think I could take the news